spooky vampire
dodecapede
zombone
apathetic lizardman
spooky pirate ghost
knob goblin gladiator
fernswarthy, the xtreme mage
gnollish plungermaster
gnollish flyslayer
gnollish gearhead
gnollish bodybuilder
gnollish sorceress
one-eyed gnoll
gnollish crossdresser
gnollish tirejuggler
gorgolok, the infernal seal
stella, the turtle poacher
spaghetti elemental
lumpy, the sinister sauceblob
spirit of new wave
somerset lopez, dread mariachi
gnollish piebaker
guard bugbear
skleleton
ghuol
zmobie
lihc
zobmie
brainsweeper
bread golem
yeast beast
weretaco
giant pair of tweezers
chowder golem
smart skelton
albino bat
doughbat
baseball bat
regular old bat
skullbat
briefcase bat
perpendicular bat
beanbat
boss bat
drunken rat
filthy hippy
dirty hippy
crusty hippy
filthy hippy vegan chef
dirty hippy vegan chef
crusty hippy vegan chef
filthy hippy jewelry maker
dirty hippy jewelry maker
crusty hippy jewelry maker
grave rober
orcish frat boy (music lover)
orcish frat boy (paddler)
orcish frat boy (pledge)
whitesnake
white lion
white chocolate golem
knight in white satin
dairy ooze
sabre-toothed lime
pencil golem
giant giant moth
mayonnaise wasp
tonic water elemental
vampire clam
knob goblin sous chef
knob goblin master chef
knob goblin harem girl
knob goblin elite guardsman
knob goblin bean counter
knob goblin king
drunk goat
dairy goat
sabre-toothed goat
knob goblin mad scientist
knob goblin very mad scientist
basic elemental
knob goblin mutant
fruit golem
grass elemental
weremoose
carnivorous moxie weed
spectral jellyfish
portly abomination
booze giant
7-foot dwarf
7-foot dwarf
7-foot dwarf foreman
knott yeti 
ninja snowman (mask)
sassy pirate
swarthy pirate
smarmy pirate
shady pirate
bugbear-in-the-box
lemon-in-the-box
disease-in-the-box
scary clown
creepy clown
goomba
tektite
koopa troopa
octorok
blooper
keese
zol
bullet bill
w imp
p imp
l imp
g imp
demoninja
fallen archfiend
hellion
shifty pirate
drab bard
racecar bob
bob racecar
flock of stab-bats
taco cat
tan gnat
evil olive
ninja snowman (hilt)
xxx pr0n
anime smiley
lamz0r n00b
1335 haxx0r
flaming troll
spam witch
me4t begz0r
possessed can of tomatoes
fiendish can of asparagus
undead elbow macaroni
flame-broiled meat blob
pine bat
batrat
ratbat
sleeping knob goblin guard
knob goblin assistant chef
sub-assistant knob mad scientist
knob goblin barbecue team
big creepy spider
completely different spider
drunken half-orc hobo
rushing bum
protagonist
quiet healer
spunky princess
burly sidekick
irritating series of random encounters
procrastination giant
possibility giant
furry giant
raver giant
goth giant
magimechtech mechamech
alphabet giant
tiny barrel mimic
one-eyed willie
trouser snake
family jewels
junk
pork sword
hooded warrior
astronomer
spiny skelelton
toothy sklelton
giant skeelton
gluttonous ghuol
gaunt ghuol
huge ghuol
senile lihc
slick lihc
gargantulihc
grave rober zmobie
corpulent zobmie
conjoined zmombie
bonerdagon
warwelf
wolfman
spooky mummy
bar
pretty fly
fickle finger of f8
topiary golem
flaming samurai
ice cube
beer batter
enraged cow
(shadow opponent)
gnollish war chef
vine gar
ghostly pickle factory worker
carnivorous dill plant
mob penguin pasta chef
mob penguin thug
mob penguin soprano
emaciated knott yeti
acid blob
swarm of killer bees
mind flayer
quantum mechanic
large kobold
poutine ooze
cloud of disembodied whiskers
axe handle
forest spirit
decent lumberjack
lumberjill
lumberjuan
lumberjack supervisor
x-headed hydra
ghost of fernswarthy's grandfather
beast with x eyes
beast with x ears
x bottles of beer on a golem
x stone golem
naughty sorceress
naughty sorceress (2)
naughty sorceress (3)
vicious gnauga
gnasty gnome
gnarly gnome
gnu jack gnome
gnomester blomester
gnefarious gnome
revolting bugbear
revolving bugbear
angry bugbear
mad bugbears
bugged bugbear
annoying spooky gravy fairy
spooky gravy fairy guard
spooky gravy fairy warlock
spooky gravy fairy ninja
knob goblin elite guard captain
felonia, queen of the spooky gravy fairies
irate mariachi
angry piñata
handsome mariachi
raging bull
mariachi calavera
buzzy beetle
hockey elemental
vicious easel
big meat golem
bowling cricket
tyrannosaurus tex
giant desktop globe
electron submarine
hung-over half-orc hobo
overdone flame-broiled meat blob
mimic (cloak)
lesser fruit golem
shaky clown
baron von ratsworth
small barrel mimic
medium-sized barrel mimic
huge barrel mimic
dyspepsi-cola soldier
dyspepsi-cola knight
cloaca-cola soldier
dyspepsi-cola general
cloaca-cola footsoldier
cloaca-cola catapult engineer
drunken zombie half-orc hobo
fiendish zombie can of asparagus
zombie apathetic lizardman
zombie knob goblin assistant chef
knob goblin elite zombie
zombie gnollish crossdresser
zombie clown
zombie zmobie
zombie yeast beast
zombie frat boy
zombie hippy
scary pirate
white zombie
zombie n00b
zombie extreme snowboarding orc
zombie quiet healer
zombie goth giant
fluffy bunny
malevolent tofurkey
stuffing golem
possessed can of cranberry sauce
candied yam golem
striking factory-worker elf
striking middle-management elf
striking pencil-pusher elf
striking stocking-stuffer elf
striking gift-wrapper elf
rudolph the red
dopey, the reindeer
sleepy, the reindeer
happy, the reindeer
bashful, the reindeer
grumpy, the reindeer
doc, the reindeer
sneezy, the reindeer
zeppo, the reindeer
frog
newt
salamander
business hippy
extreme sports orcs
angry raccoon puppet
ninja snowman (chopsticks)
ninja snowman janitor
ninja snowman weaponmaster
triffid
vampire bat
burrowing bishop
twig and berries
skinflute
astronomer
trippy floating head
trippy floating head
trippy floating head
zombie baby
swarm of country bats
urge to stare at your hands
really interesting wallpaper
visible music
feeling that you're being watched
best carpet ever
angels of avalon
bustle in the hedgerow
gathering of angels?
higher plane serpents
elders of the gentle race
ghost miner
possessed silverware drawer
demonic icebox
paper towelgeist
skeletal hamster
confused goth music student
skullery maid
zombie chef
skeletal cat
skeletal monkey
anglerbush
man-eating plant
chalkdust wraith
upgraded ram
snow queen
pooltergeist
bookbat
banshee librarian
malevolent hair clog
toilet papergeist
animated nightstand (white) (noncombat)
cubist bull
guy with a pitchfork, and his wife
empty suit of armor
remains of a jilted mistress
knight (wolf)
knight (snake)
animated nightstand (mahogany) (noncombat) 
claw-foot bathtub
zombie waltzers
tapdancing skeleton
ghastly organist
floating platter of hors d'oeuvres
writing desk
animated nightstand (white) (combat)
animated nightstand (mahogany) (combat)
skelter butleton, the butler skeleton
orcish frat boy spy
war hippy dread squad
war hippy infantryman
war hippy sky captain
war hippy fire spinner
black adder
black widow
black panther
black knight
blackberry bush
war hippy spy
war frat kegrider
panty raider frat boy
beer bongadier
war frat 151st infantryman
guy made of bees
bad ascii art
flint-scraping cave elf
rock-banging cave elf
sinew-stretching cave elf
hunter-gatherer cave elf
skeletal reindeer
gift-wrapping vampire
stocking-stuffing zombie
bow-making mummy
cookie-baking thing from beyond time
toy-making creature from the gray lagoon
ribbon-cutting elfborg
arc-welding elfborg
weapons-assembly elfborg
decal-applying elfborg
rudolphus of crimborg
ancient protector spirit (the hidden apartment building)
ancient protector spirit (the hidden hospital)
ancient protector spirit (the hidden office building)
ancient protector spirit (the hidden bowling alley)
ancient protector spirit (dagger)
pygmy headhunter
pygmy assault squad
pygmy blowgunner
protector spectre
caveman frat boy
caveman sorority girl
dr. awkward
possessed wine rack
skeletal sommelier
swarm of scarab beatles
plaque of locusts
giant sandworm
oasis monster
blur
swarm of fire ants
giant giant giant centipede
rock scorpion
lord spookyraven
cactuary
tomb rat
tomb servant
tomb asp
caveman frat pledge
caveman hippy
cavewomyn hippy
ed the undying
sabre-toothed ferret
dirty thieving brigand
black pudding
larval filthworm
filthworm drone
filthworm royal guard
queen filthworm
war hippy (space) cadet
war hippy drill sergeant
war hippy baker
war hippy rigger
war hippy f.r.o.g.
war hippy green gourmet
war hippy elite rigger
mobile armored sweat lodge
war hippy airborne commander
war hippy homeopath
war hippy naturopathic homeopath
green ops soldier
war hippy windtalker
war hippy shaman
war hippy elder shaman
war hippy elite fire spinner
war frat 500th infantrygentleman
war frat 110th infantryman
war frat 151st captain 
war frat elite 500th captain
war frat elite 110th captain
war frat grill sergeant
war frat senior grill sergeant
heavy kegtank
war frat wartender
war frat elite wartender
elite beer bongadier
sorority nurse
sorority operator
naughty sorority nurse
slow talkin' elliot
neil
zim merman
c.a.r.n.i.v.o.r.e. operative
glass of orange juice
next-generation frat boy
monty basingstoke-pratt, iv
brutus, the toga-clad lout
danglin' chad
war frat streaker
war pledge
frat warrior drill sergeant
lobsterfrogman
knob goblin embezzler
ferocious bugbear
gelatinous cube
knob goblin poseur
ancient insane monk
box
muff
bush
flange
beaver
little man in the canoe
camel's toe
honey pot
axe wound
generic duck
the big wisniewski
erudite gremlin
batwinged gremlin
vegetable gremlin
spider gremlin
a.m.c. gremlin
the man
frozen duck
figure-skating duck
scorched duck
fire-breathing duck
greasy duck
rotund duck
swamp duck
rattlin' duck
vampire duck
zombie duck
drunk duck
mean drunk duck
boaraffe
the clownlord beelzebozo
rampaging adding machine
beefy bodyguard bat
iiti kitty
black cat
rolling stone
tomb bat
bailey's beetle
war frat mobile grill unit
usher
raven
bellhop
ourang-outang
ancient mariner
kubla khan
toothless mastiff bitch
angry poet
roller-skating muse
can-can dancer
master of ceremonies
courtesan
voyeuristic artist
sensitive poet-type
x-dimensional horror
swamp beaver warrior
swamp beaver shaman
swamp gator
swamp entity
conservationist hippy
concert pianist
best-selling novelist
malevolent crop circle
bronze chef
el diablo
giant fried egg
possessed pipe-organ
darkness
endangered inflatable white tiger
fancy bath slug
collapsed mineshaft golem
giant bee
groovy pirate
gritty pirate
grassy pirate
grungy pirate
tipsy pirate
tetchy pirate
toothy pirate
cleanly pirate
creamy pirate
curmudgeonly pirate
chatty pirate
crusty pirate
clingy pirate (female)
clingy pirate (male)
whiny pirate
witty pirate
wacky pirate
wealthy pirate
warty pirate
gaudy pirate
booty crab
novia cadaver
novio cadaver
padre cadaver
persona inocente cadaver
death ray in a pear tree
turtle mech
swiss hen
killing bird
golden ring
goose a-laying
swarm a-swarming
blade a-spinning
laser lancing
borg a-beeping
strangler strangling
stomper stomping
normal hobo
infernal seal larva
infernal seal spawn
vengeful turtle spectre
haunted soup tureen
evil spaghetti cultist
evil spaghetti cult priest
slithering hollandaise glob
pernicious puddle of pesto
talking head
psychedelic fur
evil vihuela-playing mariachi
evil trumpet-playing mariachi
menacing construct
bizarre construct
industrious construct
towering construct
lonely construct
hulking construct
menacing construct (translated)
bizarre construct (translated)
industrious construct (translated)
towering construct (translated)
lonely construct (translated)
hulking construct (translated)
sewer gator
menacing thug
giant zombie goldfish
c. h. u. m.
mob penguin hitman
hunting seal
turtle trapper
evil spaghetti cult assassin
bearnaise zombie
hodgman, the hoboverlord
hot hobo
cold hobo
stench hobo
spooky hobo
sleaze hobo
ol' scratch
frosty
oscus
zombo
chester
flock of seagulls 
mariachi bandolero
argarggagarg the dire hellseal
safari jack, small-game hunter
yakisoba the executioner
heimandatz, nacho golem
jocko homo
the mariachi with no name
gang of hobo muggers
weather underground dweller
digital underground dweller
velvet underground dweller
spelunking astronaut
dwarvish gnome
possessed wine rack
skeletal sommelier
c. h. u. m. chieftain
amateur ninja
school of wizardfish
pumped-up bass
funk sole brother
migratory pirate
ambulatory pirate
peripatetic pirate
scimitarfish
bazookafish
clubfish
mutant rattlesnake
mutant saguaro
mutant gila monster
swarm of mutant fire ants
roller skate
ice skate
skate board member
urchin urchin
grouper groupie
decent white shark
acoustic electric eel
ganger
octopus gardener
sponge
neptune flytrap
stranglin' algae
mer-kin scavenger
cargo crab
drowned sailor
unholy diver
mine crab
mutant gift-wrapping elf
mutant doll-dressing elf
mutant cookie-baking elf
mutant whistle-carving elf
mutant circuit-soldering elf
mob penguin enforcer
mob penguin goon
mob penguin racketeer
mob penguin hitpenguin
mob penguin psychopath
pufferfish
magic dragonfish
jamfish
mer-kin diver
diving belle
giant squid
fisherfish
mer-kin miner
anemone combatant
killer clownfish
mer-kin tippler
nurse shark
lounge lizardfish
mer-kin raider
mer-kin burglar
mer-kin healer
trophyfish
sea cow
sea cowboy
mer-kin rustler
wild seahorse
hellseal pup
mother hellseal
hellseal guardian
guard turtle
guard turtle (french)
slime tube monster
mother slime
spawn of wally
broodling seal
centurion of sparky
hermetic seal
watertight seal
shadow of black bubbles
servant of grodstank 
heat seal
navy seal
wet seal
booth slime
fan slime
vendor slime
evil spaghetti cult middle-manager
evil spaghetti cult neophyte
evil spaghetti cult technician
hustled spectre
rotten dolphin thief
cyrus the virus
violent fungus
hostile amoeba
cluster of angry bacteria
mad flagellate
corrosive algae
giant octopus
giant bird-creature
giant jungle python
giant spider
wumpus
bangyomaman warrior
"handyman" jay android
liquid metal robot
7-foot dwarf replicant
space marine
ancient temple guardian
group of cultists
high priest of ki'rhuss
ancient guardian statue
tribal goblin
jungle baboon
evil cultist
cyborg policeman
obese tourist
terrifying robot
mer-kin teacher
mer-kin punisher
mer-kin researcher
mer-kin trainer
mer-kin balldodger
mer-kin netdragger
mer-kin bladeswitcher
rock snake
rock homunculus
clod hopper
rockfish
mer-kin poseur
mer-kin alphabetizer
mer-kin drifter
mer-kin monitor
mer-kin juicer
crys-rock
breakdancing raver
pop-and-lock raver
running man
sleepy mariachi
surprised mariachi
alert mariachi
toilet-papered tree
fur tree
pumpkin tree
deadwood tree
hangman's tree
warehouse worker
evil spaghetti cult zealot
security slime
daft punk
mariachi bruiser
gorgolok, the infernal seal
stella, the turtle poacher
spaghetti elemental
lumpy, the sinister sauceblob
spirit of new wave
somerset lopez, dread mariachi
georgepaul, the balldodger
johnringo, the netdragger
ringogeorge, the bladeswitcher
gorgolok, the demonic hellseal
stella, the demonic turtle poacher
spaghetti demon
lumpy, the demonic sauceblob
demon of new wave
somerset lopez, demon mariachi
monkey wrenchin' elf
saboteur elf
provocateur elf
raconteur elf
auteur elf
amateur elf
bolt-cuttin' elf
propaganda-spewin' elf
mob penguin kneecapper
mob penguin arsonist
mob penguin goon
mob penguin caporegime
mob penguin demolitionist
mesmerizing penguin
undercover penguin
black-and-white-ops penguin
cement cobbler penguin
menacing lawn gnome
mowing lawn gnome
mounted lawn gnome
the landscaper
bricko ooze
bricko bat
bricko oyster
bricko turtle
bricko elephant
bricko octopus
bricko python
bricko vacuum cleaner
bricko airship
bricko cathedral
bricko gargantuchicken
croqueteer
tiger-lily
wasp in a wig
beelephant
snapdragon
lowercase b
swarm of lowercase as
lowercase h
uppercase q
lowercase k
professor jacking
cruel dust mote
malevolent magnetic field
funk particle
castle in the clouds in the sky
spookyraven manor
loose coalition of yetis, snowmen, and goats
fearsome wacken
jungle scabie
smooth jazz scabie
the whole kingdom
ghost
fleaman
medusa
vanya's creature
orcish juvenile delinquent
orcish frat wannaboy
actual orcish frat boy
jailbait orquette
juvenile delinquent orquette
totally trashed orquette
timmy tofurkey
susie soyburger
neptune, the dog that is a respected equal and not a pet
essence of tofu
essence of soy
essence of interspecies respect
angry bassist
evil ex-girlfriend
peeved roommate
blue-haired girl
random scenester
deadly venomtrout
water spider
unearthed monstrosity
suckubus
inkubus
pr imp
bl imp
ch imp
serialbus
victor the insult comic hellhound
larry of the field of signs
carbuncle top
reanimated bat skeleton
reanimated serpent skeleton
reanimated baboon skeleton
reanimated wyrm skeleton
reanimated demon skeleton
reanimated giant spider skeleton
crate
werecougar
plastered frat orc
bunch of drunken rats
drunken rat king
tomb rat king
drunken 7-foot dwarf
skeleton with a mop
unemployed knob goblin
skeleton invader
two skeleton invaders
three skeleton invaders
four skeleton invaders
five skeleton invaders
ten skeletons
25 skeletons
100 skeletons
rene c. corman (the cannon museum)
screambat
hobelf (elf alley)
overflowing inbox
chatty coworker
your butt
somebody else's butt
hobelf (wc)
mr. mination
knob goblin elite guard
off-duty knob goblin elite guard
swarm of knob lice
cobb's knob oven
knob goblin harem guard
knob goblin madam
knob goblin accountant
knob goblin mba
knob goblin alchemist
modern zmobie
dirty old lihc
swarm of ghuol whelps
big swarm of ghuol whelps
giant swarm of ghuol whelps
mumblebee
moneybee
beebee gunners
buzzerker
bee swarm
beebee queue
bee thoven
beebee king
queen bee
unhinged survivor
grizzled survivor
whiny survivor
unlikely survivor
overarmed survivor
primitive survivor
cat-alien
dog-alien
alielf
dogcat
hamsterpus
ferrelf
alien hamsterpus
mutated alielf
mutated alielephant
antique database server
wu tang the betrayer
family of kobolds
sexy sorority ghost
sexy sorority skeleton
sexy sorority vampire
sexy sorority zombie
sexy sorority werewolf
tumbleweed
lollipede
lollicat
lolligator
lolliphaunt
lolrus
fudge weasel
fudge monkey
fudge vulture
fudge oyster
fudge poodle
the fudge wizard
whimpering willow
suffering juniper
tormented baobab
sorrowful hickory
woeful magnolia
the thorax
the bat in the spats
mortimer strauss
bettie barulio
marvin j. sunny
wonderful winifred wongle
marcus macurgeon
the terrible pinch
thug 1 and thug 2
hugo von douchington
wacky zack flacky
dolores d. smiley
vivian vibrian vumian varr
brock "rocky" flox
the large-bellied snitch
mammon the elephant
the thing with no name
swarm of fudgewasps
sleepy 7-foot dwarf
dopey 7-foot dwarf
grumpy 7-foot dwarf
the luter
mountain man
extreme cross-country hippy
extreme orcish snowboarder
sk8 gnome
groar
the avatar of sneaky pete
stone temple pirate
baa-relief sheep
craven carven raven
clan of cave bars
baa'baa'bu'ran
four-shadowed mime
scavenger bugbear
hypodermic bugbear
batbugbear
bugbear scientist
bugaboo
black ops bugbear
battlesuit bugbear type
ancient unspeakable bugbear
trendy bugbear chef
creepy eye-stalk tentacle monster
grouchy furry monster
anesthesiologist bugbear
bugbear robo-surgeon
spiderbugbear
bugbear mortician
bugbear drone
liquid metal bugbear
bugbear captain
angry cavebugbear
n-space virtual assistant
ninja snowman assassin
black crayon man
black crayon beast
black crayon golem
black crayon undead thing
black crayon manloid
black crayon beetle
black crayon hippy
black crayon frat orc
black crayon demon
black crayon shambling monstrosity
black crayon fish
black crayon goblin
black crayon pirate
black crayon flower 
black crayon spiraling shape
black crayon crimbo elf
black crayon mer-kin
black crayon slime
black crayon penguin
black crayon elemental
black crayon constellation
black crayon hobo
brushfire
snakefire in the grassfire
blazing bat
servant of lord flameface
lord flameface
zombie-huntin' feller
norville rogers
peacannon
scott the miner
father mcgruber
herman east, relivinator
angry space marine
deputy nick soames & earl
father nikolai ravonovich
charity the zombie hunter
special agent wallace burke corrigan
hank north, photojournalist
rag-tag band of survivors
wesley j. "wes" campbell
the free man
panicking knott yeti
rene c. corman (zombie slayer)
smut orc jacker
smut orc pipelayer
smut orc nailer
smut orc screwer
smut orc pervert
oil slick
oil tycoon
oil baron
oil cartel
skulldozer
bubblemint twins
big wheelin' twins
mismatched twins
creepy ginger twin
troll twins
spider (duck?) topiary animal
bearpig topiary animal
elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal
little blob of gray goo
largish blob of gray goo
enormous blob of gray goo
plastic-extruding animelf
tiny-screwing animelf
circuit-soldering animelf
claybender sorcerer ghost
dusken raider ghost
space tourist explorer ghost
battlie knight ghost
whatsian commando ghost
quality control animelf
toy assembling animelf
sign-twirling crimbo elf
taco-clad crimbo elf
tacobuilding elf
anger man
rage flame
ticking time bomb
frustrating knight
fear man
morbid skull
animated possessions
natural spider
doubt man
work hat
reproachful heart
judgmental eye
regret man
contemplative ghost
lovesick ghost
ancient ghost
spider conspirator
goblin conspirator
tin can conspirator
canned goblin conspirator
tin spider conspirator
spider-goblin conspirator
fnord the unspeakable
bacon snake
pork butterfly
groast
salaminder
cold cutter
the beefhemoth
whisk of misery
butterknife of regret
spatula of despair
cookie cutter of loneliness
creme brulee torch of fury
carton of eggs of confidence
loaf of bread of wonder 
bag of potatoes of security
bundle of meat of happiness
box of batter mix of hope
roasted duck golem
lucky cat statue (monster)
grinning pork bun
triad code wizard
clean-room daemon
fabricator guai
the sierpinski brothers
yakuza courier
yakuza guard
salaryninja
security robot
chief electronic overseer
desperate gold farmer
rabid mmo addict
yakuza thug
the server
white bone demon
fearsome giant squid
giant man-eating shark
ferocious roc
procedurally-generated skeleton
the cray-kin
bristled man-o-war
deadly hydra
video game minion (weak)
video game minion (moderate)
video game minion (strong)
video game miniboss
video game boss
fitness giant
neckbeard giant
foodie giant
renaissance giant
punk rock giant
steampunk giant
clancy 
the avatar of boris
huge mosquito
mega frog
smell-o-the-wisp
swamp hag
bog leech
bog skeleton
haunted skullabra
bogart
swamp beaver lumberjack
swamp owl
mud turtle
the ghost of phil bunion
swamp skunk
wastoid
dweebie
sporto
motorhead
out-of-control bandsaw
deadly vise
x-fingered shop teacher
screw golem
demonic jigsaw
bunsen burner and beaker
dropped base
sodium golem
possessed eyewashing station
rulergheist
clay golem
misproportioned portrait
wire sculpture
moister oyster
mer-kin specter
eye in the darkness
school of many
slithering thing
peanut
shub-jigguwatt, elder god of violence
yog-urt, elder goddess of hatred
dad sea monkee
falls-from-sky
great wolf of the air
zombie homeowners' association
mayor ghost
count drunkula
the unkillable skeleton
hot bugbear
cold bugbear
spooky bugbear
stench bugbear
sleaze bugbear
hot werewolf
cold werewolf
spooky werewolf 
stench werewolf
sleaze werewolf
hot zombie
cold zombie
spooky zombie
stench zombie
sleaze zombie
hot ghost
cold ghost
spooky ghost
stench ghost
sleaze ghost
hot vampire
cold vampire
spooky vampire
stench vampire
sleaze vampire
hot skeleton
cold skeleton
spooky skeleton
stench skeleton
sleaze skeleton
francois verte, art teacher
mrs. k, the chemistry teacher
principal mooney
dense liana
pygmy janitor
pygmy shaman
pygmy witch surgeon
pygmy witch accountant
drunk pygmy
pygmy bowler
pygmy witch nurse
pygmy witch lawyer
pygmy orderlies
junksprite sharpener
junksprite bender
junksprite melter
doctor oh, the junksprite boss
scout seal
bulwark bull seal
official seal
stiff disco dancer
awkward disco dancer
flexible disco dancer
the sagittarian (unconfirmable)
vandal kid
kid who is too old to be trick-or-treating
suburban security civilian
all-hallow's steve
depressing french accordionist
lively cajun accordionist
quirky indie-rock accordionist
frank "skipper" dan, the accordion lord
spirit bedbug
spirit pea
spirit faucet
warbear foot soldier
spirit alarm clock
possessed can of linguine-os
frozen bag of tortellini
possessed jar of alphredo
box of crafty dinner
possessed can of creepy pasta
chef boy, r&d
warbear officer
high-ranking warbear officer
warbear general bjorn bjornsonsvensentagdotterstrom
steaming straw house
frosty straw house
dutch angle straw house
befouled straw house
oily straw house
glowing ash house
cold ironwood house
quaking aspen house
pitch pine house
slippery elm house
brick kiln
brick icehouse
brick mausoleum
brick outhouse
brick (suggestive pause) house
treadmill
rack of free weights
abcrusher 4000
escalatormaster
legstrong stationary bicycle
school of gummi piranhas
gummi plesiosaur
lemonhead minnow
rock pop weasel
chocolate hare
chocolate-cherry prairie dog
candied pecan tree
licorice snake
tricksy pixie
fire truck
ice cream truck
sewer tanker
monster hearse
sketchy van
medieval strawman debator
medieval leather mug salesman
medieval potter
medieval dung peddler
medieval stucco artisan
medieval mug apprentice
copperhead club bartender
mob penguin capo
ninja dressed as a waiter
waiter dressed as a ninja
frozen solid snake
the frattlesnake
the snake with like ten heads
batsnake
burning snake of fire
snakeleton
man with the red buttons
red skeleton
red butler
red herring
red snapper
red fox
lynyrd skinner
fleet woodsman
blue oyster cultist
eagle
jefferson pilot
ron "the weasel" copperhead
fan dancer
lynyrd
the nuge
the avatar of jarlsberg
thinknerd sorting robot
thinknerd moving robot
thinknerd packing robot
amok putty
wardrob nightstand
animated mahogany nightstand
animated ornate nightstand
animated rustic nightstand
elegant animated nightstand
cosmetics wraith
jacob's adder
model skeleton
the gunk
creepy doll
possessed toy chest
spooky music box
stuffed moose head
full-length mirror
ancestral spookyraven portrait
sheet ghost
monstrous boiler
steam elemental
coaltergeist
bram the stoker
plaid ghost
cabinet of dr. limpieza
possessed laundry press
mad wino
ghost of elizabeth spookyraven
stephen spookyraven
sloppy seconds burger
sloppy seconds cocktail
sloppy seconds sundae
fun-guy playmate
wild girl
broctopus
cocktail shrimp
taco fish
son of a son of a sailor
drownedbeat
black magic woman
black friar
pair of burnouts
biclops
spider-legged witch's hut
extremely annoyed witch
elpizo & crosybdis
sticky mummy
giant mob of baby spiders
government agent
perimeter defense sphere
illegal alien
space beast
space beast matriarch
white elephant
pig
pterodactyl
sabre-toothed kiwi
droll
adventurer echo
surprised and annoyed witch
giant isopod
gourmet gourami
freshwater bonefish 
alley catfish
piranhadon
storm cow
aquaconda
giant tardigrade
aquabat
aquagoblin
auqadargon
dr. aquard
lord soggyraven
protector spurt
gurgle
big wisnaqua
the aquaman
the rain king
mob penguin entrepreneur
hep cat
cigarette girl
moonshriner
unstill
banjoccultist
caveman dan
giant rubber spider
gladiator
sadiator
madiator
radiator
cheap strix
hypocritical medicus
holographic army
xiblaxian political prisoner
they
one of doctor weirdeaux's creations
government scientist
lab monkey
creepy little girl
super-sized cola wars soldier
venus mantrap
bigface
smoke monster
mercenary of fortune
t-9000
damned dirty ape
jet-ski bandit
z-rex
superdupervirus
sentient atm
e.v.e., the robot zombie
exo-suited miner
semi-autonomous drill unit
ambulatory robo-minecart
gamblin' man
animated spittoon
outlaw behind an table
craggy bartender
tetched prospector
cowskeleton
nest of rattlers
outlaw leader
boss bat?
new knob goblin king
donerbagon
winged yeti
hulking bridge troll
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cheetahman
microwave magus
kung-fu hustler
tasmanian dervish
macho man
iron chef
entire shoplifter
mr. loathing
accountant-barbarian
metaphysical gastronomist
kleptobrainiac
the mastermind
savage beatnik
creamweaver
smooth criminal
seannery the conman
fire fighter
cereal arsonist
burnglar
the lavalier
snowbrawler
ice cream conjurer
iceberglar
mrs. freeze
granola barbarian
cheese wizard
assassin
odorous humongous
ghostpuncher
plague chef 
batburglar
arthur frankenstein
grease trapper
ham shaman
porkpocket
leonard
wall of meat
wall of skin
wall of bones
topiary gopher
topiary duck
topiary chihuahua herd
topiary kiwi
snake
bat
spider
cobra
tikiman
scorpion
bee
skeleton
yeti
caveman
alien
alien ufo
magma man
mummy
crocodile man
cultist
vampire
devil
spider queen
queen bee
alien queen
bananubis
lolmec
yomama
shopkeeper
ghost
warehouse guard
warehouse janitor
warehouse clerk
swarm of skulls
factory-irregular skeleton
remaindered skeleton
novelty tropical skeleton
creep
baguette lady
dinner troll
gingerbread murderer
cooler wino
sewer snake with a sewer snake in it
dire pigeon
malt liquor golem
the former owner of the skeleton store
cake lord
lot's wife
angry tourist
horrible tourist family
garbage tourist
filthy pirate
funky pirate
fishy pirate
flashy pirate
toxic beastie
cbzzter the grisly bear
skeezy the jug rat
gurgle the turgle
nasty bear
wart dinsey
lovestruck tropical honeymooners
drunken tropical vacationer
resort waiter
brick mulligan, the bartender
the unknown seal clubber
the unknown turtle tamer
the unknown pastamancer
the unknown sauceror
the unknown disco bandit
the unknown accordion thief
the emperor
legal alien
mine worker (female)
mine overseer (male)
mine worker (male)
mine overseer (female)
healing crystal golem
factory worker (female)
factory overseer (male)
factory overseer (female)
factory worker (male)
lava golem
smooch private
smooch sergeant
smooch general
lava lamprey
lavatory
basaltamander 
angry mushroom guy
freaked-out mushroom guy
muscular mushroom guy
armored mushroom guy
wizardly mushroom guy
fiery mushroom guy
dancing mushroom guy
wailing mushroom guy
mr. choch
mr. cheeng
travoltron
geve smimmons
raul stamley
pener crisp
deuce freshly
lavalos
the barrelmech of diogenes
richard x
groundling
hamlet
othello
ye olde key grippe
understudy
ghost actor
vykea viking (male)
vykea viking (female)
ice bartender
ice porter
ice concierge
ice housekeeper
ice clerk
tin of submardines
norwhal
arctic octolus
performer of actions
thinker of thoughts
perceiver of sensations
armored crimbot
sparking crimbot
unstable nuclear crimbot
common criminal
uncommon criminal
rare criminal
low-level mook
mid-level mook
high-level mook
kudzu
mansquito
miss graves
the plumber
the author
the mad libber
doc clock
mr. burns
the inquisitor
vine-controlled botanist
vicious plant creature
giant leech
giant mosquito
lovestruck goth dude
walking skeleton
liquid plumber
plumber's helper
former inmate
former guard
very [adjective] henchwoman
very [adjective] henchman
time bandit
clockwork man
serial arsonist
burner
inquisitee
trivia researcher
the jokester
drunk cowpoke 
surly gambler
wannabe gunslinger
cow cultist
hired gun
camp cook
skeletal gunslinger
restless ghost
buzzard
mountain lion
grizzled bear
diamondback rattler
coal snake
frontwinder
caugr
pyrobove
spidercow
moomy
jeff the fancy skeleton
daisy the unclean
pecos dave
pharaoh amoon-ra cowtep
snake-eyes glenn
former sheriff dan driscoll
unusual construct
clara
granny hackleton
furious cow
emaciated rodeo clown
aggressive grass snake
furious giant cow
menacing rodeo clown
prince snake
ungulith
grizzled rodeo clown
king snake
witchess pawn
witchess knight
witchess ox
witchess rook
witchess queen
witchess king
witchess witch
witchess bishop
cinco de mayo reveler
one thousand source agents
source agent
the ghost of oily mcbindle
boneless blobghost
the ghost of monsieur baguelle
the headless horseman
the icewoman
the ghost of ebenoozer screege
the ghost of lord montague spookyraven
the ghost of vanillica "trashblossom" gorton
the ghost of sam mcgee
the ghost of richard cockingham
the ghost of waldo the carpathian
emily koops, a spooky lime
the ghost of jim unfortunato
apathetic tyrannosaurus
assembly elemental
cro-magnon gnoll
ancient skeleton with skin still on it
wooly duck
krakrox the barbarian
time-spinner prank
board games elemental
nerd rapper
stumbling-drunk congoer (male)
swimming pool monster
arizona bark scorpion
stumbling-drunk congoer (female)
thanksgolem
eldritch tentacle
gingerbread pigeon
gingerbread rat
gingerbread convict
gingerbread mad dog
gingerbread lawyer
gingerbread vagrant
animal cracker
gingerbread wino
gingerbread mugger
gingerbread welder robot
gingerbread mutant
gingerbread gentrifier
gingerbread finance bro
gingerbread tech bro
gingerbread alligator
gingerbread vigilante
judge fudge
gng-3-r
obsessively imagining your worst phobias
the realization that everyone you love will die someday
imagining how your life would be better if you'd made different decisions
fear of an uncertain future
that time you screwed everything up like a complete idiot
the most embarrassing moment in your entire life
what you totally should have said that one time 
endless winter
the abstract concept of poverty
angry viking warriors
bottle of cheap whiskey
the crimborg
penguin mafioso
simple hobo
your brain
the krampus
lov enforcer
lov engineer
lov equivocator
hostile plant
large hostile plant
exotic hostile plant
small hostile animal
large hostile animal
exotic hostile animal
spant drone
spant soldier
murderbot drone
murderbot soldier
hostile intelligent alien
villainous minion
villainous henchperson
villainous villain
"blofeld"
genie
mob penguin union rail worker
amorphous blob
giant amorphous blob
mob penguin protector
mob penguin steel driver
mob penguin negotiator
mob penguin organizer
voiceless whisper
silent scream
mouthless murmur
cheerless mime functionary
cheerless mime scientist
cheerless mime soldier
cheerless mime vizier
cheerless mime executive