Images from 2009

.38 derringer
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haircut for meetings
HaircutForMeetings.jpg
4 mice in a truck, caption 'The M-Team'
M-Team.jpg
NYC as it might look after being deserted for several years
NYC_deserted.jpg
Quentin Tarantino writes an ad for PETA
PetaFiction.jpg
album cover from Frank Zappa's 'Cruising with Ruben and the Jets'
Ruben_And_The_Jets.jpg
cellphone that looks like a turtle
TurtlePhone.jpg
huge cat wearing yarmulke sitting on fighter jet
UFO.jpg
abandoned structure in the Coconino National Forest
abandoned_house.jpg
apple carved into a pirate head, with a knife in its teeth
apple_with_knife.jpg
two in the mornin' and the party's still jumpin'
army_needs.jpg
dark house with brightly lit interior
art_houselights.jpg
Impressionist painting of a girl in a field with thousands of flowers
art_impressionism.jpg
picture of a miniature living room
art_miniroom.jpg
sculpture that looks sort of like the sun
art_sun.jpg

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baboon on its back looking blissful
baboon_zonked.jpg
Bacon wrapped Twinkie Stonehenge: No matter how hard you try, you'll never top this
baconhenge.jpg

balance.jpg
sir, the baldness pill is not a suppository
baldness_pill.jpg
our base is under a tack
base_under_tack.jpg
view from section 111 of Chase Field
baseball.jpg
baseball player getting beaned in the face
baseball_ouch.jpg
bears repeating [multiple pictures of a bear]
bears_repeating.jpg
grocery store listing beer and wine as 'breakfast items'
beer4breakfast.jpg
Bender with Data and Picard
bender-trek.jpg
it's time to shop at a different deli when the turkey sandwich is hungrier than you are
biff0016_sandwich.jpg
A samurai is always prepared to face whatever obstacles lie between him and lunch (Biff)
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Biff's solution to getting the ketchup out of the bottle: carbonation
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bomber dropping a bomb labeled with 'ya rly'
bomb-ya_rly.jpg
Phoenix school on lockdown, boom squat checking a suspicious device
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Brian fooling around at the Siegfried and Roy memorial
brian_at_memorial.jpg
Brutal Legend picture
brutal_legend.jpg
statue of bull rocketing through the air by farting
bull_rocket_fart.jpg
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head
bunny-with-pancake.jpg
bunny with cinnamon bun on its head, caption 'cinnabunneh'
bunny_cinnamon.jpg
black and white bunny with spots that look like eyes
bunny_eyes.jpg
fluffy bunny, caption 'Furcation'
bunny_furcation.jpg
three bunnies in a car
bunny_in_car.jpg
bunny in coffee cup
bunny_mug.jpg
very sleepy bunny
bunny_napping.jpg
seriously fluffy bunny
bunny_seriously_fluffy.jpg
black and white bunnies arranged in a yin-yang
bunny_yinyang.jpg
campfire on Oct. 10
camping-fire.jpg
the valley of West Clear Creek, in May, near Bull Pen Run
camping-river1.jpg
bacon cooking on a propane stove
camping_bacon.jpg
Miniature dachsund Indy at the campsite
camping_indy.jpg
camping, this time with code
camping_mytent.jpg
metal tripod and cable used for crossing West Clear Creek
camping_rivercrossing.jpg
gigantic black wasp near tent stake
camping_wasp.jpg
me holding an 8 inch log cut from a dead tree
camping_wood.jpg
tent, with cooler and dogs
camping_zachtent.jpg
capybara in bathtub
capybara_bathtub.jpg
car with face
car-with-face.jpg
Dennys at the Casino Royale
casino_royale_dennys.jpg
caterpillar with dogapillar
cat-and-dogapillar.jpg
huge dog nose-to-nose with tiny kitten
cat=snack.jpg
black cat sitting in cat bed that looks like a black cat
cat_bed.jpg
hamster chewing on a vegetable snack that looks like a pizza
cat_bigger_bed.jpg
police on the lookout for cat bugler
cat_bugler.jpg
cat saying 'This is why we can't have nice things!'
cat_cant_have_nice_things.jpg
cat: Caturday. Serious Business
cat_caturday.jpg
don't mind me, I are a pretty cloud
cat_cloud.jpg
coffee cat has run out of buzz
cat_coffee.jpg
cat, caption I made me a cookie. AND YOU EATED IT.
cat_cookie2.jpg
kitten Photoshopped to look like a cross between a cat and Cthulhu
cat_cthulhu.jpg
I shall defeat chu! nom nom nom
cat_defeat_you.jpg
Cat wearing devil costume
cat_devil.jpg
tiny kitten play-biting person's fingers
cat_eats_fingers.jpg
cat wearing clothes and looking REALLY angry
cat_fashion.jpg
I fits in these pants!
cat_fits_in_pants.jpg
wait, I'll fix it
cat_fixit.jpg
kitten captioned 'I fight for justice for all catkind!'
cat_for_justice.jpg
cat saying 'I found pills and ate them'
cat_found_pills.jpg
this isn't what it looks like. . . OK, it's exactly what it looks like, now grab a shovel
cat_grab_shovel.jpg
cat with pint of Guinness
cat_guinness.jpg
Cat that looks like it's falling into a chair, captioned 'HALP!'
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cat saying 'Stop! Hammertime!'
cat_hammertime.jpg
tuxedo cat saying HMMPH.
cat_hmmph.jpg
icanhascheezburger cat in a newspaper
cat_howdidthisgethere.jpg
cat lying on bed looking REALLY TIRED
cat_job-sux.jpg
I made u a martini, but I drinked it
cat_martini_text.jpg
cat mechanic inspecting a car
cat_mechanic.jpg
fat cat in basket, caption 'Muffin Top'
cat_muffin_top.jpg
kitten very tired but still on its feet
cat_not_sleepy.jpg
cat and sheep, caption 'I'm not talking to ewe.'
cat_not_talking.jpg
step 1: remove cat from computer...
cat_on_computer.jpg
lolcat saying 'OUT'
cat_out.jpg
pancake impression, you're doing it right
cat_pancake_impression.jpg
floofy cat sitting on printer
cat_printer.jpg
cat lying on chair, looks like it needs to put some pants on
cat_put_some_pants_on.jpg
rat on cat, caption 'How I steer this thing?'
cat_rat.jpg
cat: reading is not just for intellectuals
cat_reading.jpg
kitten in shoe
cat_shoe.jpg
His and hers sinks: essential for the multi-cat family
cat_sinks.jpg
kitten sleeping
cat_sleeping.jpg
cat captioned 'Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTA!!!'
cat_sparta.jpg
part cat, part stegosaurus
cat_stegosaurus.jpg
please wait, kitty is processing your stupid
cat_stupid.jpg
two-headed cat, I'm of two minds and neither one likes you
cat_two_minds.jpg
cat saying 'dis is u when u drink beer'
cat_u_drink_beer.jpg
cat wearing Viking helmet
cat_viking.jpg
cat saying 'please wakes up now and feed me'
cat_wakeup.jpg
But where will we go, and what will we find?
cat_wherewillwego.jpg
cat getting a bath, looking annoyed, caption 'why you do this?'
cat_why_you_do_this.jpg
cat yawning, saying 'BOOOORING'
cat_yawning_text.jpg
catapult hurling a catapult
catapult_catapult.jpg
wooly bear caterpillar crossing a trail
caterpillar_on_trail.jpg
cereal bowl in CD-ROM tray
cereal-port.jpg
house selling for only $2650
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Final battle from Chrono Trigger
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sign at the Circus Circus casino
circus_circus_sign.jpg
hamster sitting in coffee cup
coffee.jpg
pancakes in a variety of artificial colors
colorful_pancakes.jpg
Cthulhu Crunch Cereal
cthulhu_crunch.jpg
Hello Cthulhu! Like Hello Kitty, but more rugose, squamous, and insanity-causing
cthulhu_hello.gif
man attempting to sneak up on alligator, caption 'somehow I don't think you thought your cunning plan all the way through'
cunning_plan-alligator.jpg
cat stalking eagle, caption 'Somehow, I don't think you thought your cunning plan all the way through.'
cunningplan-eagle.jpg
Danger, 500,000 ohms
danger5kohms.jpg
Darlin' dressed in a lobster costume
darlin_lobster.jpg
Dawn of the Bread
dawn_of_the_bread.jpg
Delta luggage container jammed into Delta plane engine
delta_oops.jpg
yo dawg, we put a function in your function so you can derive while you derive
derive_while_derive.jpg
damn it, you guys, stop this foolishness! It's late, we're tired and cranky, and we still haven't picked a place to dine in!
dining_in_hell.jpg
David Bowie dog frowns upon your shenanigans
dog_bowie.jpg
This is Fluffy. He is the Destroyer of Worlds.
dog_destroyer_of_worlds.jpg
fake motivational poster, dog sitting in tiny bed, caption 'Downsizing: everybody's doing it'
dog_downsizing.jpg
dog on floor, caption 'I see what you did there'
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giant fluffy Newfoundland dog
dog_newfie.jpg
corgi with jar of peanut butter, caption 'am ate all ur peanut butters lol'
dog_peanutbutter.jpg
dog lying down looking bored, caption 'Riveting.'
dog_riveting.jpg
The whole church should get drunk!
drunk_church.jpg
dumb people always make it through all right
dumb_people.jpg
Christ died for our Dunkin' Donuts
dunkin_donuts.jpg
monkey holding detonator, 'Do not taunt the dynamite monkeys'
dynamite-monkeys.jpg
economic crisis: even National Geographic is cutting back
economic_crisis_meerkat.jpg
no idea what you're talking about, so here's an elk with a chair on its head
elk-with-chair.jpg
speed limit enforced by Apache helicopters
enforced_by_aircraft.jpg
Customs beagle intently sniffing another Customs beagle
everyone_under_suspicion.jpg
cat with mice climbing all over it, caption 'FAIL'
fail_cat2.jpg
small prop plane crashing horribly
fail_plane.jpg
man jumping off rock, caption 'I'm so afraid of failing that I don't even want to try'
failing.jpg
prairie dog with machine gun
fallujah_prarie_dog.jpg
Far Side cartoon about a store that sells happiness
farside_happiness.jpg
Clint wearing clothes that'd take the Grand Prize at Ugly Pants Night
fashion_blunders.jpg
woman with 9mm and an 'I will not fix your computer' shirt
female_BOFH.jpg
Pandora's Box: It was full of ferrets.
ferret_box.jpg
ferret sleeping in bread pan
ferret_in_pan.jpg
helicopter-mounted giant chainsaws
flying_helicopter_chainsaws.jpg
flying pig
flyingpig.jpg
hamster wearing football helmet
football.jpg
best to keep your liquor supplies out of reach of kids
football2.jpg
furcation squared
furcation_squared.jpg
SET ATTAINABLE GOALS: (man with a giant puppy)
giant_puppy.jpg
woman riding on giant squirrel
giant_squirrel.jpg
giraffes eating at a feeder at the Phoenix Zoo
giraffes.jpg
best to keep your liquor supplies out of reach of kids
goat_alcohol.jpg
God listens (to Slayer!)
god_listens.jpg
section of Google Maps with misspelled word
google_oops.png
two kids standing by a painting of a gorilla, with perspective such that the gorilla looks like it's eating them
gorilla.jpg
hamster in shot glass
hamster_in_shot_glass.jpg
hamster sitting on cellphone, caption 'This lounge chair also vibrates!'
hamster_lounge_chair.jpg
hamster with spaghetti, looking like a ninja
hamster_ninja.jpg
hamster saying 'I've decided to get in shape. Yes, round is a shape.'
hamster_puffball_text.jpg
Happy Everything! Now leave me alone until next year!
happy_everything.jpg
bird perching on razor wire
hardcore_bird.jpg
hedgehog passed out in slipper
hedgehog_slipper.jpg
playing soccer with a hedgehog as the ball
hedgehog_soccer.jpg
Hello Kitty meets Warhammer 40K
hello_kitty_40k.jpg
Kirk and McCoy, McCoy saying 'He's bread, Jim'
hes_bread_jim.jpg
hold on to your horses--literally
holdyourhorses.jpg
Idaho Pot, 10lb bag
idpot1.jpg
this thread is now incredibly awesome
incredibly_awesome.jpg
splotches of ink
ink.jpg
very young child yelling at cow, caption 'internet argument'
internet_argument.jpg
Iwo Jima, caption 'thank you'
iwo_jima.jpg
Pride and Prejudice, with more zombies
jane_austen_zombies.jpg
flesh-eating sheep on rampage of death
killer_sheep.jpg
animated kitten being a DJ
kitten-dj.gif
kitty with gun
kitty_with_gun.jpg
chicken lasagna with cottage cheese
lasagna.jpg
Pip saying, 'He can't talk right now. He's Facebooking.'
laugh_out_loud_cats-0968facebook.jpg
lizard hanging on to guy's earlobe
lizard_earrings.jpg
lights on trees at the Luminarias
luminarias_229.jpg
bronze sculpture of a woman's head
luminarias_234.jpg
bronze sculpture of a warrior
luminarias_236.jpg
bellringer chorus at the Luminarias
luminarias_237.jpg
Chris Burton Flamenco Ensemble
luminarias_240.jpg
Anthony Wakeman playing the flute
luminarias_wakeman.jpg

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matsugane_yoko_03.jpg
psychedelic bus
mb+logo.jpg
British McDonalds
mcdonalds_british.jpg
me with Saiga rifle in 7.62x39
me_w_saiga_small.jpg
truck painted with 'Metal Only', someone throwing up the horns
metal-only.jpg
Moira in a chair chomping on a cat toy
moira_fierce.jpg
Moira sitting in the window
moira_in_window.jpg
cat sitting in chair saying 'in ur chair'
moira_inurchair.jpg
Moira zonked out
moira_zonked_out.jpg
Monica figurine by Paul Taylor
monica_sculpture.jpg
chimp looking at a vending machine that sells monoliths
monolith_vending.jpg
mountain in the Coconino National Forest
mountains_1.jpg
sunset over water
mustang.jpg
Nacho sellin' crazy like Toyota sellin' cars
nacho_sellin_crazy.jpg
sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads
new_school_mascot.jpg
Nietzsche Family Circus
nietzsche_family_circus5.png
man apparently farting fire
nonlethal_warfare.jpg
objects like a jet plane in the rearview mirror are closer than they appear
obvious_405_ripoff.jpg
otter sleeping next to plastic ball
otter_ball.jpg
very tired otter yawning
otter_yawning.jpg
otters sleeping
otters2.jpg
Owl saying 'I do not think so'
owl_dont_think_so.jpg
owl reading a Russian history book
owl_reading.jpg
Owl saying 'Who in the what now?'
owl_whowhatnow.jpg
Tasmanian Devil has chewed 90% of the way through a tree and is about to have that tree fall on him
owned_self.jpg
percentage of chart which resembles pac-man
pacman.gif
panda, caption 'I say, they seem to be letting all kinds of riffraff into the zoo these days'
panda_riffraff.jpg
Ellen Feiss saying, $129 for a system upgrade? Dude, I could buy mad weed for $129
panther-upgrade.jpg
penguin army
penguin_army.jpg
Christmas tree full of penguins
penguin_tree_3.jpg
Christmas tree full of penguins
penguin_tree_3small.jpg
Brian Pickles Lawn Mowers
pickles_lawn_mowers.jpg
pie chart, made out of an actual pie
piechart.jpg
guinea pig wearing a crocheted hat
pig_babushka1.jpg
guinea pig can't drive 55
pig_cant_drive_55_2.jpg
guinea pigs, one brains, one muscle
pig_classified.jpg
guinea pig wearing a party hat
pig_partyhat.jpg
guinea pig hacker
pig_rtfm.jpg
hamster riding on guinea pig like a cowboy riding a horse, saddle and cowboy hat included
pig_steed.jpg
swine, saying 'Ha! Ha! U r all teh pwn3d!'
pig_swine_flu.jpg
very tired guinea pig
pig_tired.jpg
guinea pig with race car
pig_with_car1.jpg
ferret in a tube
pigmyride.jpg
punk squirrel
punk_squirrel.gif
quincy mine number 2 shafthouse
quincy_mine_shafthouse.jpg
'Raging Cow' milk
raging_cow.jpg
Jack Black's, Diet Green River, Stewart's Key Lime, and Dr. Cane
realpop.jpg
art depicting a human behind a bunch of transparent boxes, each with a pill in it
refuse_ack_soul.jpg
robots playing poker, C3P0, Crow, R2-D2, Tom Servo, and the T-800
robots_playing_poker.jpg
crack in sandstone near West Clear Creek
rocks_near_creek.jpg
Roman legion, with cannon
roman_legion_improved.jpg
headline from the Ohio Farmer, Roots and Rape for Sheep
roots_and_rape_for_sheep.jpg
Mount Rushmore with Stooges, not Presidents
rushmore_stooges.jpg
Sacred cow BBQ Sunday 10:30am
sacred_cow_bbq.jpg

salma_hayek_cleavage.jpg
Samuel Jackson Badass Ale
samuel_jackson_badass_ale.jpg
the cover of Schlock Mercenary: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
schlock_scrapyard.jpg
screwball
screwball.jpg
seal sitting on pipe, caption 'Amphibious monorail stalled due to defective seal'
seal_monorail.jpg
Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte, with aliens
seurat-aliens.jpg
Shiva executing mudras and dancing on a dead demon
shiva.jpg
cute girl smoking a cigarette
side_124.jpg
sleepies: with enough barbituates to knock out a horse
sleepy_twinkies.jpg
snail mail
snailmail.jpg
Soccer may only be played in archery range
soccer_archery.jpg
Spaz Juice: All the energy you need to annoy everyone else
spazjuice-can.jpg
huge spider on the ceiling, with a brood of baby spiders, caption 'OH crap'
spiders.jpg
please do not spit too loud
spit_too_loud.jpg
Wolverine with spoons instead of claws
spoonverine.jpg
squirrels with lightsabers
squirrels_with_lightsabers.jpg
silly depiction of an invisible jet fighter
stealth_fighter.jpg
My Little Pony dressed as an Imperial Stormtrooper
stormtrooper_pony.jpg
sunset over water
sunset.jpg
swan sitting pretty
swan.jpg
Taurus model 65 revolver
taurus_revolver.jpg
the king of Thailand wearing a hat that looks like Domo-kun
thai_king_wearing_hat.jpg
too much sarcasm makes polar bear angry!
toomuchsarcasm.jpg
turducken breast, gumbo, red beans and rice, and a shrimp pie
turducken_overload.jpg
sushi made out of Twinkies
twinkiesushi.jpg

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Stormtrooper sitting in subway car, caption 'unemployment: sucks when your job gets blowed up'
unemployment-storm-trooper.jpg

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the Village Peeple in concert
villagepeeple.jpg
reasonably fresh dung from some sort of large herbivore, on a trail
which_mammal.jpg
wombat sleeping in a hat
wombat_hat.jpg
presents under the tree, with Moira
wretched_excess_moira.jpg
The Yeck Family Drive-In
yeck_drive_in.jpg
$2.7 million house listed with 0 bathrooms
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AK-47 with folding stock, quite nice for repelling zombie attacks
zombie_plan.jpg