Images from 2010

The Joker saying 'not sure if serious'
NotSureIfSerious.jpg
one nation under Cthulhu
One_Nation_Under_Cthulhu.jpg
camels on a submarine
SOAP-camels.jpg
ferrets on a panel truck
SOAP-ferrets_on_a_truck.jpg
Piranhas on an Escalator
SOAP-piranhas.jpg
Porcupines on a Raft
SOAP-porcupine.jpg
Yaks on a Yacht
SOAP-yaks.jpg
Scottish Piper
ScottishPiper.jpg
turtle crossed with disco ball
TurtleDisco.jpg
Alsatian gratin with sauerkraut and sausage
alsatian_gratin.jpg
American Fried Rice, as seen in Thailand
americanrice.jpg
Anna sitting on a chair looking bored
anna_bored1.jpg
Anna zonked out in chair, looking bored
anna_bored2.jpg
art Jeep with a bunch of plastic toys glued to it
art_jeep.jpg
another picture of the art jeep
art_jeep2.jpg
Sign saying 'get your picture taken in a dog's butthole'
art_persistence.jpg
van with a bunch of amateur art on it
art_van.jpg
narwhal made out of bacon and chicken
bacon_chicken_narwhal.jpg
Nativity scene made entirely out of pork products, including bacon
bacon_nativity.jpg
watching the Diamondbacks lose horribly
baseball_suite.jpg
Suns basketball court from the 200 level
basketball-court.jpg
polar bear getting out of the water
bear_gettingout.jpg
happy polar bear with blue plastic ball
bear_happy.jpg
beware of Doug
beware_of_doug.jpg
pear pimples for hairy fishnuts!
bloom_county_coughupsomedough.jpg
old Bloom County cartoon where Senator Bedfellow talks to a dope farmer, who says, 'Take a few pounds home to the wife'.
bloom_county_dope.jpg
pear pimples for hairy fishnuts!
bloom_county_pearpimples.jpg
a bunch of presents wrapped in blue paper, 'Blue Christmas'
blue_christmas.jpg
Borg Property Services. Resistance Is Futile
borg_property.jpg
bridge in Tempe covered in colored lights
bridge_night.jpg
chimney rock at ghost ranch
buffalothunder.jpg
black bunny with ears in 'airplane' pattern
bunny_airlines2.jpg
bunny with Quaker Oats
bunny_oats.jpg
bunny looking dazed, sitting behind a bottle of Wild Turkey 101
bunny_with_drinks.jpg
man with giant burger
burger_king.jpg
George W. Bush with turkey, caption 'How many white turkeys are in this picture?'
bush_turkey.jpg
capybara swimming
capybara1.jpg
capybara in San Diego Zoo snoozing
capybara2.jpg
capybara reading book
capybara_professor.jpg
cash cow
cashcow.jpg
invisible sandwich
cat-invisiblesandwich.jpg
cat in computer case, caption 'O HAI! I upgraded your RAM'
cat-upgraded_RAM.jpg
OMG I CAN SEE BATS!
cat_bats.jpg
cat under baseball cap
cat_cap.jpg
kitten sleeping under baseball cap
cat_cap2.jpg
cat saying 'i can't believe they fired me; it was casual day, and you can't get more casual than naked'
cat_casual_day.jpg
Editor kitty proofreads a column
cat_column.jpg
cat saying 'Cool story, Bro'
cat_cool_story_bro3.jpg
cat saying 'I made some toast, it's a bit on the darkside'
cat_darkside.jpg
hairless cat attacking a couch, caption 'Death to all couch'
cat_death_to_couch.jpg
very fluffy black cat
cat_fluffball.jpg
smooshy-faced cat that looks like a version of Fizzgig from 'The Dark Crystal'
cat_fuzzball.jpg
cat devouring a piece of ham, caption 'Dis ham, you call it? You go. Get more.'
cat_ham.jpg
cat saying 'Son, I am disappoint'
cat_i_am_disappoint.jpg
black cat looking annoyed, caption 'Invisible Bank Statement'
cat_invisible_bank_statement.jpg
cat grimacing and saying 'Your job performance is unsatisfactory'
cat_job_performance.jpg
kitten sitting on top of a lampshade
cat_lampshade.jpg
longcat
cat_longcat.jpg
my mind to your mind, your thoughts to your thoughts... crap, what do I do when he has no thoughts?
cat_mindmeld.jpg
Minions: when you absolutely, positively must terrorize the world
cat_minions.jpg
cat: we REALLY need to talk
cat_needtalk.jpg
kitten sleeping on its mother's back, saying 'there's no place like mom'
cat_no_place_like_mom.jpg
Kitty only pawn in game of life
cat_pawn.jpg
cat with rainbow across it
cat_rainbow.jpg
cat on a rooftop in Santa Fe
cat_roof.jpg
cat saying 'I have seen the end! No one was spared, not even the children!'
cat_seen_the_end.jpg
taco cat
cat_taco.jpg
cats looking out over a city with the caption 'But where will we go, and what will we find?'
cat_wherewillwego2.jpg
cats wrestling, one jumping right at the camera
cat_wrestlemania2.jpg
cat with paws over face saying 'You make kitty cry'
cat_youmakekittycry.jpg
Motorola i60c (old) next to LG Rumor2 (new)
cellphones.jpg
people sculpted out of cheese doodles
cheese-doodles.jpg
a silly image related to chickens
chicken-marathon-costume.jpg
chicks with guns
chicks_with_guns.jpg
chimney rock at ghost ranch
chimneyrock.jpg
electric guitar made out of clear plastic
clear_guitar.jpg
Clint wearing clothes that'd take the Grand Prize at Ugly Pants Night
clint_horrible_clothes.jpg
Calvin saying 'Coffee is essential, make more'
coffee_is_essential.jpg
a Cornish pasty on a plate
cornish_pasty.jpg
chicken tikka masala pasty at Cornish Pasty Co.
cornish_pasty2.jpg
dangerous kung-fu kitten
dangerous_kung-fu_kitten.jpg
Dextre Tripp balancing a chainsaw on his chin
dextre_tripp_chainsaw.jpg
Dextre Tripp juggling a knife, apple, and chainsaw
dextre_tripp_juggling.jpg
Tonight, we dine in hell! Tomorrow, I'm thinking Arby's!
dining_in_arbys.jpg
groundhog saying 'DO WANT'
do_want_groundhog.jpg
dog looking VERY happy and licking a cupcake
dog_cupcake.jpg
tiny dog in a kilt
dog_in_kilt.jpg
enchilada casserole, baby
enchilada_casserole.jpg
chicken enchiladas
enchiladas.jpg
this burger requires a CRASH HELMET it's so awesome
eric_badlands_booker_burger.jpg
eternal boredom of the cubicle mind
eternal_boredom.jpg
EPIC FAIL: a fail so big it wraps right the hell around into win
fail_epic.jpg
art project in progress, titled something like 'Persistence', by Jen Urso
fallingwater.jpg
baseball player getting hit by pitch
farmville1.jpg
some animals of FarmVille
farmville2.jpg
sheep, pig, llama, foal, cows, goat, duck, chickens in FarmVille
farmville3.jpg
a crowd of virtual FarmVille animals
farmville4.jpg
a bunch of FarmVille animals
farmville5.jpg

fat_tech_support.jpg
ferret in tube
ferret_tubes.jpg
woman dancing with a flaming baton
fire_dancer.jpg
Moira sitting in her bed, looking peeved
five_years_fuzzball.jpg
Sunset Crater near Flagstaff during the day
flagstaff_crater.jpg
lava field at Sunset Crater in Flagstaff
flagstaff_lava.jpg
food court sign saying 'Flavors of Negros'
flavors_of_negros.jpg
chicken lasagna with cottage cheese
food_lasagna.jpg
thai eggplant with shrimp
food_thai_eggplant.jpg
Thai chicken, vegetables, and shrimp dish
food_thai_shrimp.jpg
annoying vuvuzela maker and popularizer Freddie Maake
freddie-maake.jpg
a robot named Qwerty wrote the first of his epic rap yodeling operas
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the main building at Ghost Ranch
ghostranch.jpg
stall at a Scottish festival where they're selling haggis
got_haggis.jpg
hamster wearing football helmet
hamster_football.jpg
hamster chewing on a vegetable snack that looks like a pizza
hamster_nomnom.jpg
emergency backup hamster, in pocket
hamster_pocket.jpg
guy playing bells with sticks
handbells.jpg
violin with horn attached instead of a soundboard
horn_violin.jpg
large plate of huevos rancheros
huevos_rancheros.jpg
Huney Brown, group performing at the Luminarias
huney_brown.jpg
Passive indifference: Even if it was my problem, I still wouldn't care
indifferent_otter.jpg
Iron Man and War Machine
iron_man.jpg
juggler wearing a kilt
juggler2.jpg
Swedish violin with three rows of keys instead of free fingering
key_violin.jpg
koala in tree with face half-hidden
koala_half.jpg
chicken lasagna with cottage cheese
lasagna.jpg
The Laugh-Out-Loud Cats reference 'Donkey Kong'
laugh_out_loud_cats-0502barrels.jpg
breaking news: cannabis legalized in the state of New York
legalized.jpg
snow leopard with its tail in its mouth
leopard-holds-tail.jpg
llama llooking llazy
llama1.jpg
longcat 2.0, now with added support
longcat2.jpg
fast food sign saying 'now hiring losers'
losers2.jpg
Lowell Mausoleum in Flagstaff
lowell_mausoleum.jpg
blurry photo of the lights on the mountainside at Luminarias
luminarias_blur.jpg
the entrance to the Luminarias 2010
luminarias_entrance.jpg
luposlipophobia: fear of being pursued by wolves around a kitchen table on a freshly waxed floor
luposlipophobia.jpg
there's plenty of room for all God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes
meat_eaters.jpg

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Moira sitting in her carrier, looking perturbed
moira_carrier.jpg
pic of Toothless side-by-side with pic of Moira
moira_dragon.jpg
Moira sitting in some cardboard boxes
moira_fort.jpg
Moira sitting on the floor, looking REALLY peeved
moira_sitting.jpg
Moira flopped on the floor in the middle of the day
moira_snoozing2.jpg
Half-Siamese cat Moira wearing a pink sweater and looking very annoyed
moira_sweater.jpg
squirrel monkey in tree
monkey.jpg
full-size Monopoly house
monopoly-house.jpg
mosaic in Santa Fe
mosaic.jpg
mouse with Viking helmet, BERSERKER!
mouse_berserker.jpg
Nathan wearing a white fedora
nathan_hat.jpg
gigantic sundae at Serendipity 3
nathan_vs_food.jpg
very old Ford car in parking lot
old_ford.jpg
orangutan playing with its food
orangutan.jpg
picture of an orchestra
orchestra.jpg
cat saying 'O RLY?'
orly_cat.jpg
otter lying down and eating a bone
otter_in_repose.jpg
otter chewing on marrow bone
otter_teeth.jpg
otter sitting by a tree at the Phoenix Zoo
otter_tree.jpg
otter holding a Bud Light
otter_with_beer.jpg
owl saying 'its poop'
owl-20-its_poop.jpg
owl saying 'you've not seen the last of me!'
owl-26-lastofme.jpg
cake with Pac-Man on it
pacman_cake.jpg
penguin hitting another penguin and making it fall into the water
penguin-animated.gif
Christmas tree with a bunch of penguin ornaments hanging from it
penguin_tree1.jpg
Christmas tree with a bunch of penguins in it
penguin_tree_final.jpg
Christmas tree with a bunch of penguins in it
penguin_tree_final_huge.jpg
Christmas tree with a bunch of penguin ornaments hanging from it
penguin_tree_large.jpg
big rainstorm in Phoenix
phoenix_rain.jpg
phone, PWN3D
phone_pwn3d.gif
guinea pig lying on blanket
pig_blanket.jpg
guinea pig typing on computer
pig_computer.jpg
Guinea pig wearing a crown
pig_crown.jpg
guinea pig with paws on a GameBoy
pig_gaming.jpg
Guinea pig saying 'I'll swallow your soul!'
pig_satanic.jpg
guinea pig giving you the SIDE EYE
pig_sideeye.jpg
guinea pig sitting on toy car looking plaintive
pig_with_car2.jpg
guinea pig with plant in a feng shui pose
pig_with_plant.jpg
Pinto the cat looking unwell
pinto.jpg
Pinto sitting on my lap
pinto_on_lap.jpg
Pinto scared of the carpet cleaner and hiding under the couch cover
pinto_under_couch.jpg
polar bear in the San Diego Zoo with a ball
polar_bear_ball.jpg
a small amount of rain in Tempe
rain_2.jpg
dark clouds over downtown Phoenix
rain_downtown.jpg
light rain in Tempe
rain_rain.jpg
rat holding pan flute
rat_pan_flute.jpg
Real Networks sign, with 'Buffering' taped to it
real-buffering.jpg
Violinist Neidfyre performs at the Ren Faire
renfair-neidfyre.jpg
the London Broil doing team juggling with flaming torches
renfair_london_broil.jpg
Zilch the TorySteller mangles words
renfair_zilch.jpg
Resident Mad Scientist, a Schlock Mercenary book by Howard Tayler
resident_mad_scientist.jpg
huge crowd at the opening game of Arizona Derby Dames season
roller_derby_line.jpg
scallops at Inn of the Anasazi
salmon_of_doom.jpg
scallops at Inn of the Anasazi
scallops_of_doom.jpg
harp seal pup looking cute
seal_puppage_5.jpg
monk playing a shakuhachi with a basket on his head
shakuhachi_monk.jpg
sculpture of a shark on a roof in Oxford
shark_through_roof.jpg
army of small cream cheese penguins
small_penguin_army.jpg
astronaut with the head of a bat
spacebat_astronaut.jpg

spamspam.jpg
spam spam
spamspam460.jpg
squirrel spider
spider-squirrel.jpg
a brand new computer desk in black metal and glass
stephdesk.jpg
Stimpy pressing the shiny, jolly, candy-like Universe Destruction Button
stimpy_pressing_button.jpg
St. Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland
stpatricksnakesireland.jpg
strange car that looks like a red cartoon person with an open mouth
stupid-car.jpg
the Suns lose game 6
suns_argh.jpg
tap dancers dancing to 'Everlong' by the Foo Fighters
tapdancers.jpg
Teabagging our way to equality
teabagging.jpg
people, surrounded by tax-funded infrastructure, saying that all taxes are bad
teaparty.jpg
someone dressed up as Totoro at a bus stop in Japan
totoro.jpg
Uigher stringed instrument, sort of like a cello
uigher_cello.jpg
vegetable roll at Sushi Roku, half price but still good
veggie_roll.jpg
vend-a-goat machine
vendagoat.jpg
girl with bunny ears playing the violin
violin_girl.jpg
hedgehog eating cat's food, caption 'Wait, What?'
wait,what.jpg
Farmville 'winery'
winery.jpg
baby wombat in a box
wombat_box.jpg
XP Pale Ale by Bear Republic
xp_beer.jpg
yak with football helmet and jet engines
yak_rocket.jpg
yak, improved with rockets and helmet
yeah.jpg
oil painting of Zach
zach_painting.jpg