Each image is a link to the thread which it references. The headings that start with 2022-MM-DD are links to that series of posts, in case you want to make bookmarks to a specific day of memes.

Cute women 2022. Cute women 2023. Cute women 2024.

Ponies 2022. Ponies 2023. Ponies 2024.

Coloring 2022. Coloring 2023. Coloring 2024.

The archive of Bob Able coloring book pages that was uploaded to filebin.net on 2023-05-22.

2022-09-16

 Zelenskyy as Conan: You ask me what is best in life? To crush the orcs' army, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their war criminals.
Xi: Remember, Putti, I like ketchup on my burgers. Putin: Fuck off.
A map showing Russia broken up into a bunch of smaller nations
Indian PM Narendra Modi directly tells Putin that now is not the time for war in a stunning public accusation
Our waiter, who has overheard conversation, expresses relief: You try bringing out a plate of soup when artillery is landing near.
Row, row, row your tank, gently down the street, merrily merrily merrily merrily, shells is what we yeet.

This was in response to the video linked here.

fella in tank says, 'Heavy nonsense detected! Hans, get ze bonkebitze 2000'
a bunch of ponies riding on a tank

2022-09-17

 distracted boyfriend me in the morning looks at Coffee instead of Booms
Killing someone who invades Ukraine or steals your coffee is morally just. Change My Mind

(There was a lot of talking about coffee and the electrical code, which annoyed some people.)

Ukraine normally: Golden Retriever. Ukraine when someone wants to destroy it: Crazed psychotic werewolf.
distracted boyfriend Fark looks at Mech-301: fundamentals of heat transfer instead of Mass Graves in Ukraine
Putin as a turtle stuck upside down says, 'Everything is going as expected'
The Russians are doing everything the US predicted they would do when they decided to invade Ukraine

2022-09-18

 Russian State TV thinks that it's just fine to say both Russian military will destroy the US military, and that US mercenaries are why Russia is losing in Ukraine
The Ukrainian air force's aging Su-24 bombers continue to defy the odds. Despite heavy losses early in the war, the air force's single squadron of the swing-wing bombers is flying missions in support of Ukraine's counteroffensives.
a serviceman from the 20th Guards Combined Arms Russian Army is leaving with the remnants of the platoon to Russia via Donetsk, telling a comrade that there are no more Russian positions around
a pink pony as a tank
Longtime source in Ukraine's Foreign Legion tells me Lysychansk is fully under Ukraine control. River is crossed, city is ours--Severodonetsk soon.
You sneeze the wrong way, or you say something wrong--you get a sack on your head, and they take you to a house they use as a jail. You know what they did to people in those jails.

2022-09-19

 coloring book page about Queen Elizabeth II's funeral
Putin is invited, not to the Queen's funeral, but to a war crimes trial
Putin says the Ukrainians are retreating, just in the wrong direction
Analysis of the successes of the Ukrainian counteroffensive by Brigade General Freuding: The counteroffensive didn't start in early September but on 24 Feb.
What 3rd Army doing? (soldier being fed into a meat grinder)
retired General Ben Hodges says we've reached irreversible momentum. Ukraine's successful counteroffensive in Kharkiv Oblast changed how the world thinks about the war.
pink pony in pink tank

2022-09-20

 Ukraine stamps saying 'What now, bitches? Shit's coming down'
Dmitry Medvedev says if Ukraine's breakaway regions vote to join Russia, it will allow Moscow to utilize its full military capability in the Donbass region
distracted boyfriend war thread looks at stain removal instead of Russian referendum

(Stain removal instead of war? Yeah.)

Russian Telegram channels are freaking out, writing that starting at midnight Sep 21, men ages 18-65 will be prohibited from leaving Russia.
I'd be entirely unsurprised if the US intelligence community had already watched the pre-recorded Putin speech several times by now, right down to the watch faces they hadn't bothered adjusting.
pelican sitting by sleeping dog, saying, 'He ded not borkin must save' while dog is saying, 'so tired, leave pls, let sleep, no ded'
ponies and dragon in blue tank labeled Harmony Mk. II

2022-09-21

 Putin, captioned 'Hey Vlad, has anoyone told you you look pathetically weak?'
Wel, dear Russians, dreams come true! The Soviet Union is back! I ask you to love and favor live waves of suicide bombers, detachments, one rifle for three, sentences for violating 'not a step back.' Welcome to what you have received for 20 years of silence and cowardly inaction.
If you think about the vastness of space, and how enormous our galaxy is, and how big our planet is, and how small we are, I'm not really eating all that much cheese.

(It is important to keep things in perspective.)

distracted boyfriend looks at Konami code shirt instead of Russian nuclear threats
very interested cat looks at ATACMS missile, caption 'He can have a little ATACMS, as a treat'
Furby in ominous lighting, captioned 'Let the dark harvest begin!!!'
ponies in tank, 'Mechanized Pony Cavalry'
distracted boyfriend Fark looks at new ISW map instead of discussing Russian shills and the best response to said Russian shills

2022-09-22

 Ukraine: how do you like mobilization? Russia: (frowny face)
What the euro is to bankers, the Leo is to tankers. Having an almost common tank in EU reduced costs and eased supply issues. A German tank became an EU success story. It could be the cornerstone of common assistance to Ukraine. I hope its future isnot killed by the angst of one.
In Buratiya, male uni students are being taken straight out of classes. Some schools have closed and turned into enlistment offices. Men are being rounded up and conscripted from small villages. This will all look *very* different in Russia's ethnic republics than in Moscow.
Animorphs, except instead of turning into an animal, a Russian soldier turns into a Lada.
distracted boyfriend Fark looks at Explaining Hot Pockets instead of War Topics

Hot Pockets were the sub-thread this time.

Putin forcing soldiers into a meat grinder
Before mobilization: I don't give a fuck, I am for Russia. After mobilization: (screams and tries to run away)
ponies on a large pink tank, captioned 'Love and Tolerate'

2022-09-23

 let's look at today's numbers... 550 troops and 102 things?!?!
Blitzed: Drugs in the Third Reich by Norman Ohler

A link to this book about drugs in Nazi Germany.

Special Military Operation and Peace, by Leo Tolstoy
HIMARS visited an ammo storace near TomynaBalka, a call to report locations in the area was issued on Telegram on the 24th. Partisans probably called it in.
distracted boyfriend OSINT me looks at China instead of Ukraine USV, Houthi and the Blowdish v2.0, Russian sub movements, and Midget Sub Cutaway
Shit, I've been turned back at border. Forgot to peel off small Z on my windshield. Georgians, you are next in line for denazification
Darth Putin: Is Snowden a military aged male? BlackNeXT: Edward Snowden doesn't have a passport, so he can't visit Ukraine.
pony perched on a tank
Zelenskyy: Russia trying to mobilize as many men as possible among Crimean Tatars. This is a deliberate attempt by Russia to destroy the Crimean Tatar people, President Zelenskyy said in his evening address on Sep. 23
Graffiti in St. Petersburg: To start with you were indifferent to politics and now you're cannon fodder. It sounds even starker in Russian, where cannon fodder is literally 'cannon meat'

2022-09-24

 people in the free parts of Ukraine say 'Mariupol is Ukraine'
Mein Kampf in Ukraine was not published in Ukrainian, but was distributed exclusively in Russian. That is, to become a Nazi in Ukraine, you must know Russian.
according to faridaily_ sources, Putin has decided to take a weeklong holiday
declaring mobilization was a risky gamble that may lead to Putin's demise. But not because it is unpopular with the public. Mobilization set up for failure the hardliners within Putin's inner circle, the very group that had clamored for it. Once it fails to turn the war around, they will face a choice between taking the fall or turning against their leader.
bizarre conspiracy theory about Ukraine war, Iran disturbances, Armenia, and Taiwan all being part of the US's plan to sabotage China's BRI project

(No. Dude, put down the bong, you've had enough.)

a large number of fellas lined up in front of a door labeled 'Your Mom'
In the Belgorod region, a soldier, a native of Moscow, Viktor Perigibsky, escaped from a military unit. He fled in a KAMAZ, then got into a stolen VAZ 2107 and drove off towards the Kursk region. His whereabouts are unknown.

(Russian soldiers deserting? OK!)

a pony cleaning a pistol with a toothbrush

2022-09-25

 day 214 of my 3 day war. The only people now afraid of Russian Army are Russian men of military age.
Russia finally mobilizes with the worst mobilization process in modern history. Plus why it won't matter that much unless they properly train and equip the forces. These images remind me that a couple of centuries ago it was customary for Russian villagers to give the drafted men their funeral before they left.
hedgehog with a helmet taking photos
Meanwhile, in Russia, the Distracted Boyfriend picture, except the boyfriend is not there any more

(Mobilization has made Russian men flee the country.)

woman with her back to the camera in a field on sunflowers
hedgehog in socialist-realist style shouting 'Join the Hedgeolution, Vote Hedge'
pony with binoculars riding in a tank
Novokuznetsk Iron and Steel Plant owned by Putin's mafioso Roman Abramovitch caught fire in the evening of Sep. 24th.
a new map showing most of Russia's territory being given to Alaska, Japan, Mongolia, Kazakhstan, and other countries

2022-09-26

 coloring book page equating Russia's government to a bad Monopoly game
faced with choice between dying of alcoholism or getting shot in Ukraine, Russians pick both
Putin as Boris Badenov says, 'No ceasefire until moose and squirrel are dead!'
Hans Kristensen says US officials say they don't see any signs that Russia is dispersing or otherwise preparing to use nuclear weapons. While the strategic threat of nuclear use has been there, we just have not seen anything tactical to suggest there is a proximately elevated risk at this point.
coloring book page where a man asks a bomb what its one purpose in life is. 'To explode, of course!' it replies.
Russia may be preparing to forcibly mobilize Ukrainian POWs to fight for Russia, which would violate the Geneva Conventions. ceejayoz replies, 'There's desperation, and then there's whatever this is. Here, have a gun and go shoot your friends. Followed shortly by surprised Pikachu face, one presumes.'
propaganda poster with pony in a tank, captioned 'Kick their flanks, Join the Tanks'
The Russian mobilization is a pretty clear attempt to use mass to stem the metaphorical bleeding on the battlefield, but this is very unlikely to work.

The link to the thread about mobilization not working.

2022-09-27

 HIMARS painted with eyes and teeth from signmyrocket.com
18-year-old fashion blogger Veronika Loginova faces 6 years in prison for... posting on Instagram?

(No, this doesn't make any sense, but things like this happen in authoritarian systems all the time.)

Russian army hid looted washing machines inside ammo boxes?
soldiers from Russia's Strategic Missile Forces were deployed to Ukraine. This indicates Russia has problems with not enough people anywhere.
coloring book page about the fake referendums going on in Luhansk and Donetsk
someone pushing a microphone into a Russian officer's nose, captioned 'In Soviet Russia, microphone talks into you!'
a pony in a tank

2022-09-28

 Trump says Russia could defeat the United States. My message to Trump is this: Who's a cute Russian bitch?
A fella captioned 'Based Valeriy Zaluzhny: Every mobik's worst nightmare'
Russia Today pronouncing nonsense
Russian soldier talking about how badly they are being treated, and how they are being thrown at a place where the Ukrainians had hundreds of people, and they had 40
Russia asks Unarmed Civilian 'Do you want to become part of Russia?' while Russian Military aims a pistol at the civilian's head
Anti-Ukrainian protest in Poland attracts no participants

2022-09-29

 Russia has redeployed up to 80% of troops from its borders on the Baltic states and Finland to plug losses in Ukraine
the Main Intelligence Directorate of the Ministry of Defence assesses the threat of Russia's use of tactical nuclear weapons as 'very high'.
pickup truck with hand-painted 'Biden is a trader' on its tailgate

(Protip: if you want to make a political point, learn to spell.)

Pepe offering Russia a bottle of pills labeled 'Copium extra strength', captioned 'Every day for 40 years'
a pony sitting on a Battletech mech
Zelensky, standing at the monument in Kyiv to 19th c Dagestani anti-Imperial leader Imam Shamil, appeals to ethnic minorities in Russia to resist the 'shameful' war. He tells them Russia has repressed them and forced them into poverty in order to make them into cannon fodder.

2022-09-30

 operation Z: Moskva, Operation Ctrl-Z: Moskva sunk
Rumors spread that Moscow mayor Sobyanin is viewed by many as a good replacement for Putin. Sobyaynin quickly moved his top floor office to a windowless basement.
How to deal with 100,000 Russian mobilized men? Lockheed Martin has the perfect tool: M30A1/A2 GMLRS rockets.
Fiona Hill says we are already fighting in the Third World War, whether we acknowledge it or not.
Drunk vatnik dreams he is strong, says 'We took Berlin, we will take Washington!'
ponies in a Battletech mech
Putin as Frank Drebin from The Naked Gun says, 'Move along, nothing to see here' while sanctions, ruble collapsing, more countries joining NATO, demonstrations, Ukraine resisting, and stock exchange plummeting

Cute women 2022. Cute women 2023. Cute women 2024.

Ponies 2022. Ponies 2023. Ponies 2024.

Coloring 2022. Coloring 2023. Coloring 2024.

The archive of Bob Able coloring book pages that was uploaded to filebin.net on 2023-05-22.

This should not be taken as the authoritative archive of Ukraine memes, just a thing I did for my own amusement in my spare time.